But fear not! Theater is still happening.
Currently I'm reading the script for The Lucky Chance by Aphra Behn for Echo Theatre (first design meeting this evening) and designing for The God of Carnage at Circle Theatre (drawings due Friday, first meeting with builders bright and early on the day after Christmas). And last night I had two simultaneous parties for two simultaneous theaters! (Good training for the important set designer skill of Omnipresence.)
Tenniel's illustration (public domain) mightily messed with